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螃蟹的小笑话

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螃蟹的小笑话

1、历史老师说:秦朝统一六国的顺序可以记为“喊赵薇去演戏!” (韩赵魏楚燕齐)全场汗颜……
评论:老师是小燕子的粉丝

2、在超市里,看见一只五花大绑着的从18.9元的水箱里往28.9元 的水箱里爬,我泪流满面,你太TM有上进心了!
评论:看看什么叫上进心

3、一个小男孩抽烟被老师撞见。老师问:你这么小为什么就学抽烟?
 小男孩很严肃地说:唉,祖国还没统一,心情很郁闷,抽支烟解解闷
评论:看来我们还不如一个小孩

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不错不错,很好笑啊  

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看了标题,我还以为是有关螃蟹的笑话,心想楼主会不会是螃蟹。和楼主开玩笑的,你的笑话还可以。

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螃蟹太搞笑了,真是上进的螃蟹,我觉得比章鱼哥保罗还牛!

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我看了第二则笑话,还算过得去。真TM的有上进心这句话太有才了。

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