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magicxu(2010-11-6 23:49): 回复不要引用原笑话

儿子：爸爸，为什么那些人摸摸牛的腰，还拍拍牛的屁股？
爸爸：他们是想买牛的人。
几天后......
儿子：爸爸，后院儿的大叔想买妈妈。

这个小孩时可造之材成人幽默从无知的孩子嘴里说出来更搞笑

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