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环球小姐机智问答——中英对照 【我要你点头笑】 你的回复是我发帖的动力!!如果你笑了,就不要留情的点右上角 ![]() -----S-e-x-i-n-S-e-x-----------------------我是色色的分割线-----------------S-e-x-i-n-S-e-x---------------- Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:美国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in Americaare like gentlemen. 美国小姐:美国的男性器官像绅士。 Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman...... 美国小姐:因为只要一看到女士,他们就会起立...... (Applause!Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) -----S-e-x-i-n-S-e-x-----------------------我是色色的分割线-----------------S-e-x-i-n-S-e-x---------------- Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:西班牙小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull) 西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官像斗牛。 Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. 西班牙小姐:因为只要看到有洞就会出击。 (Applause! Applause !) (鼓掌、鼓掌) -----S-e-x-i-n-S-e-x-----------------------我是色色的分割线-----------------S-e-x-i-n-S-e-x---------------- Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 菲律宾小姐:菲律宾的男性器官像流言。 Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. 菲律宾小姐:因为它从一张嘴裡传到另一张嘴裡。 (Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌) -----S-e-x-i-n-S-e-x-----------------------我是色色的分割线-----------------S-e-x-i-n-S-e-x---------------- Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country? 问:伊朗小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iranare like thieves. 伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官像贼。 Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door. 伊朗小姐:因为他们总爱走后门。 (Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌) -----S-e-x-i-n-S-e-x-----------------------我是色色的分割线-----------------S-e-x-i-n-S-e-x---------------- Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:印度小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in Indiaare like labourers. 印度小姐:印度的男性器官像劳力。 Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms India: Because it works day and night...... 印度小姐:因为日夜劳"做"。 (Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) -----S-e-x-i-n-S-e-x-----------------------我是色色的分割线-----------------S-e-x-i-n-S-e-x---------------- Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:马来西亚小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysiaare like Proton car. 马来西亚小姐:马来西亚的男性器官像Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。 Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft. 马来西亚小姐:看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。 (Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌) -----S-e-x-i-n-S-e-x-----------------------我是色色的分割线-----------------S-e-x-i-n-S-e-x---------------- Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:新加坡小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). 新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕输。 Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. 新加坡小姐:总是冲进场,提前15分钟出场。 (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) -----S-e-x-i-n-S-e-x-----------------------我是色色的分割线-----------------S-e-x-i-n-S-e-x---------------- Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:中国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Chinaare like Deng Siu Ping. 中国小姐:中国的男性器官像邓小平. Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90. 中国小姐:短小精干,但却可以工作到九十岁。 (Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌) -----S-e-x-i-n-S-e-x-----------------------我是色色的分割线-----------------S-e-x-i-n-S-e-x---------------- 问:台湾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 台湾小姐:中国的男性器官像*敏感信息过滤*. 问:为什么呢? 台湾小姐:明明不行,还要硬拗、赖皮逞强。 (鼓掌、鼓掌,鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌,鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌) -----S-e-x-i-n-S-e-x-----------------------我是色色的分割线-----------------S-e-x-i-n-S-e-x---------------- 你的回复是我发帖的动力!! 如果你笑了,就不要留情的点右上角 ![]() |
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