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前台小姐竟能用英语逼死美国人

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前台小姐竟能用英语逼死美国人

刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:

  前台小姐:“hello.”

  美国人:“hi.”

  前台小姐:“you have what thing?”

  美国人:“can you speak english?”

  前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”

  美国人:“can anybody else speak english?”

  前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”

  美国人:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”

  前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”

  美国人:“i want to speak to your head.”

  前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”

  美国人吐血。。。

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