标题:
肯德基服务员与顾客对话,太TM搞笑了[7则]
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作者:
以·茎制洞
时间:
2010-8-9 17:40
标题:
肯德基服务员与顾客对话,太TM搞笑了[7则]
1.顾客:“给我一个深海鲨鱼堡的那个套餐”
服务员:“厄……先生,不好意思,没有鲨鱼堡,深海鳕鱼堡可以吗?”
顾客:“啊……没有啦,那就来那个鳕鱼堡吧”(心里还很不情愿)
服务员:“.……”
评论:靠,你怎么不要鲸鱼堡呢
2 .
服务员:“欢迎光临”
顾客:“请问大包的劲爆鸡米花有多大?”
服务员:“这么大”(给她指了指)
顾客:“中的呢?”
服务员:“这么大”(我又指了指)
顾客:“那好吧,给我来个土豆泥”
服务员:…
评论:别拦着我,让我下去抽她!!!
3
服务员:“欢迎光临”
顾客:“给我来份中杯的小可乐和一个不辣的香辣鸡腿堡”
服务员:……
评论:妈的,懒得跟精神xxx的人废话
4
服务员:“欢迎光临”
顾客:“要一个外带全家桶”
服务员:“还需要别的么?”
顾客:“嗯……在来两瓶啤酒吧!”
服务员:“对不起,我们没有酒类饮料”
顾客:“我记得以前有呢”
服务员:……
评论:大哥,你说的那是乱世佳人吧
5
服务员:“欢迎光临”
顾客:“我要一杯九珍果汁和一包大的Q B鸡米花”
服务员:“您是要劲爆鸡米花吗?”
顾客:“诶,改名啦”
服务员:……
评论:好么,你不知道最近XXX么!
6
服务员:“欢迎光临”
顾客:“给我吆半斤内个什么鸡米花来着”
服务员:“……”
顾客:“多少钱?”
服务员:“我们不批发”
评论:大爷把鸡米花当爆米花这么买
7
服务员:“欢迎光临”
顾客:“你好,我要一份肯德基”
服务员:“您需要什么?”
顾客:“我不说了吗,要份肯德基”
服务员:“肯德基的产品有很多,您需要哪一种”
顾客:“别的不需要,就要肯德基!”
服务员:……
评论:他当时要是有把xxx一定嘣了那个人
作者:
弑神小宇
时间:
2010-8-9 17:41
......第7个要肯德基的老几真帅!走自己的路让别人笑去!
作者:
759353476
时间:
2010-8-9 18:15
是些真实的事,我也遇到过,肯德基太贵了,还是不要吃
作者:
pray1989
时间:
2010-8-9 18:19
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