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驴子的故事

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驴子的故事

有个老头养了一头驴 可是他的驴整天精神郁闷不干活,于是老头就想了个办法.谁能把他的驴给弄笑而且精神饱满就赏谁两块铜板.没过多久来了个年轻人说:要把他的的驴牵出去一会,保证驴子大笑着回来.    ...N分钟后.驴子果然狂笑着回来,象疯了一样,老汉急了说.你还是把我的驴子变回原来那样吧,我在给你两快铜板...年轻人右把驴子牵出去了几分钟....N分钟后.驴子回来以后比以前更郁闷了,而且号啕大哭,老头就奇怪了,他问年轻人:你是用什么办法让我的驴子一会笑,一会哭,?.年轻人说道我也没说什么.我第一次对它说我的下面比它大,驴子不信,就大笑着回来了..                         那它怎么右会哭呢?老汉问                                     恩..这个嘛.第2次出去的时候你的驴子还是不信我下面比它的大.我就掏出来让它看..结果就它看了就自卑的哭了..

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i不错的笑话,挻有意思。也坐坐沙发!

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