soufan 发表于 2008-7-10 15:25 只看TA 1楼 |
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英文小笑话 两个疯子的对话Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!" 去你个头 老总近期去美国,正在恶补英语。上午找老总申请部门经理去北京经费,老总大书:GO AHEAD。 高兴的拿到财务部,经理拒绝,说:以我对老总英语的理解,它是写的GO A HEAD----去个头! 万事达的广告: Money is not everything. There’s mastercard & visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. |
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